Popular Quotes from The Room

Johnny

 * "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
 * "I did not hit her. It's not true, it's bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not!"
 * "Oh hi, Mark."
 * "Hahaha. What a story, Mark."
 * "Here you go. Keep the change. Hi Dogeee."
 * "I'm fed up with this world!"
 * "I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much."
 * "Do you understand life?!"
 * "Wow! You look so sexy, Lisa!"
 * "The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool."
 * "Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right."
 * "In a few minutes, bitch!"
 * "I'll show them. I'll record everything!"
 * "Anything for my princess! Hahahaha"
 * "I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!"
 * "That's me!"
 * "That's the idea!"

Mark

 * "I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of 'em found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street."
 * "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"
 * "Johnny's my best friend."
 * "I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress... I mean, what’s going on here?"

Lisa

 * "I already ordered a pizza."
 * "If you love me, you'll drink this."
 * "Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese. Thanks."
 * "I like you very much, lover boy."
 * "Forget... About Johnny."
 * "What kind of money?!"
 * "What kind of drugs do you take?!"

Denny

 * "I just like to watch you guys."
 * "You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?"
 * "You're not my fucking mother!"

Claudette

 * "I got the results of the test back... I definitely have breast cancer."
 * "You listen to me, boy!"

Mike

 * "Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?"

Michelle

 * "Arms up!"

Steven

 * "I agree with that."

Chris-R

 * "Five minutes? You want five fuckin' minutes, Denny? You know what? I haven't got five FUCKING minutes!"
 * "Where's my fucking money, Denny?!"